Are you a writer? Are your currently spinning in an office chair waiting for rejection? Here are some ways to pass the time.
- Watch The Pug Files.
- Make yourself a third cup of coffee.
- Decorate the ceiling by launching pencils into orbit.
- In school? Critique your colleague’s short story, poem, or essay with the passive aggressiveness you’ve stored since they’ve critiqued your work.
- Dating? Married? Remind your significant other to pick up some milk instead of saying that you love them. (Pretty synonymous though right?)
- Stalk your favorite literary magazine on Twitter.
- Cheer when one of your favorite writers follows you back. (OMG is this real life?)
- Play Tampon Run. It’s pretty addictive.
- Make a stupid list like this one.
- Take a lunch break. You’ve earned it.
- Grading papers? Fail everyone!! Muahaha.
- No, no. That’s not nice!
- Don’t give up. Keep writing.
- No seriously, you’re wasting time!
- Go write silly!